Friday, December 28, 2007

To My Friends Testimonial

Sry today im just being emotional, yet i wana leave some words for my my that i much concerned...
How Ming, girl you've been a very naughty girl with me, keep that up and lets SS after my NS

Yan Shan, Dear or dear...Absolute Sampatness & Pat gua no matter which planet your at..still, u really been the joker for my days..thanks..

Karyn Goh, OMG~ i just meet you whenever i go, are u stalking me or what?! Haha, hope to see you after my NS *Continue stalking me*

Li Yuan, Smile always and hope u get a mix asian caucasian bf in college...^^

Wai Kit, Ehh 1st time meet yet we can talk much, Not bad dude~hehe~ur socialable

Nazneen, Sexy sizzling* Are you still gonna be on top once you enter college?!Wuooo~would love to noe...

Sean Han, YORR~!!Dude, u teached me too much about civilization, im seriously confuse about my clan now, Am I still civilized?Stop Zha Kao me & answer YES =3

Pan Jia Yi, girl~real loads of fun during scouts, thanks for entrusting my capability in escorting scout, Will miss those days~

Tze Herng, You aer...ntg to say la...i need to know more about you, was confuse on our friendship..

Chee Wei, Hey~real game dude, you lost you Chun Li against my Rockman,YESH~!!lets duel again after NS

Fu Hun, K la...giving you the pass to excess to my computer everyday to payback your smell like curry Prada

Shermund, Yamcha again la after NS

Jeremy, OII!!!MY DVD AER!! my mom just chopped my tits because of you!

Li Yen, i wana toe pitch you~!!!can can can?! =3

Cecilia, Rachel, Candice, Nice to chat with Junior...^^

Usern, after my NS im challenging you in any cheerleading technique, hehe~

Howe Thoon, dont call me lala la...im not anymore, 10% lala only...^^

Joshua Ooi, get some life man, pity u for being boring everyday~

Lizzy, Jing Yi, Take care my guys for me for the 3months, discipline them...

Kok Keat, thanks for the prawn peeling~hahaha

Steven Wan, Haihh...stop recallin my embarassment during cheer 2007 la, i still need my face dude

Jolene Ng, 17years of friendship is gettin a pay off right now, well at least we know each other quite well now..Lets keep update our biodata with each other

TungTung, i really do appreciate your vocal, try signing up for singing company..^^

Jo Ling, well happily everlasting for your relationship

Samuel, DUDE~!I'LL MISS YOU LIKE CRAZY~!!WHERE's MY GUDBYE KISS?~!

Kerk Chian Wei, thx for the blog thingy thingy..and thanks for inviting me to the new year countdown..send me regards to our dear Carmen ya..^^

Wan Yi, Yen Fern, Hare, Jun Wee, Jia Jia, ANOTHER GATHERING AITE?! once i come back!!

Eric Chee, Meow Meow Meow***

Natalie, Your Manly pose is still in my mind girl~u ROCK!

Deanna, Fiery Red~Dont surpass me after 3 months, wait for me ok!?

Jia Wei, Our Vulcanz All Boys are in your hands now...Im counting on ya!

Yan Chi, Diva..MUAX...I'll visit you during March~

Chi Yen, Yoo dude, challenge you too after my NS, lets see who cheers better hehe!^^

Final Destiny before NS

Its a strange day in the morning, I actually woke up early. Well guess i wont want to waste my moments before NS. So essentially i went downstair and played the com. Then out of the blue moon, my mom came downstair and asked me to prepare for taking blood test. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT~~~~!!!!!!!AHHHH~!!!(Something wrong with blog, this part jus got big out of sudden)So yada, played PS wif chee wei n Fuhun and next stop is YUEN STEAMBOAT Sry i was late due to traffic jams. But the steamboat party is quite quiet...anyway they keep asking me to be the chicken wing man, as they want to try the tastiest chicken wing in this restaurant. And so they agreed after i had a war snatching chicken wings with other. Newayz this is how far i've come before my blady NS.Well i wont be able to blog for three months so please update me of anythin in my chatbox after my arrival.

And a very big thank you for those who SMSed and Wished me via MSN, i'll nvr forget u guys..huggies**currently being emotional*

#Memoirs Of My Hair#
(My 10 cc of blood, ready for cloning)

(Naz, Me & My Hair)

(My hair, Me & Kok Keat)

(Lizzy, Jing Yi, My Hair, Me, Bernice)

(Kok Keat is doing a favour for his captain, PEEL THE PRAWNS)



(Just when Jing Yi says :" JunKang, Your BALLS are BOILING.." err..okay~)

~Hair Of The Day~

Monday, December 24, 2007

Christmas Eve 2007~!!

YES~~!!!Christmas Is coming in another 15minute & everyone is excited for the countdown. This is how Sunway Pyramid look like before midnight strikes. Cool huh?!and once you enter this zone, you've to be prepared to be equipped with snow spray to encounter any attack from anybody...Still dont get what i mean? Here's a pic to make you understand about the war..
Then i came about & met up with my primary friend Yu Thong, she was extremely hyper & got into the mood real deep~She sprayed me before she even said Hi to me. Hey~unfair!!! Thats It! Im getting 3 cans of spray with the cost of rm10. Ur so dead man Yu Thong!!! In the end i sprayed her with snow pokedots and she cant counter back because, SHE'S OUT OF SPRAYS~!!! don't know whos Yu Thong...?!Nah, there she is...
We can make a really sweet couple isn't it?!Hahaha!!If she's my gf, I definitely wont get bored as she's a playful girl, the kind i like.Ehem* So 14minute has passed and we're getting ready for countdown. But we don't know when is the last 10sec, so we'll just wait for the shout from everybody when they start to countdown."10!!!" Ohh~!!thats the queue! get ready... ".....3, 2, 1, MERY XMAS~!!!!!!" and we all celebrated while sprayin anybody beside us...Yea, i got sprayed by some unknown girls ALOT OF TIME~! Haihh...Why me...?!

As time pass by, we decided to hang out in the Arcade with Yu Thong's friend, Shu Ying. We played the whackin korea games, Mario race car & Racing. We place a bet that whoever lost must obey what the winner asked. Essentially, Yu Thong lost to both of us so pitty her she MUST BE PUNISHED!!!And her 1st task, YELL OUT LOUD IN SUNWAY PYRAMID. Yeap she did it, just like this~
Ohh plz~!!Even pig squeeks louder than her!She's so shy!!! So i wasn't satisfied & i punish her again. Guess what she must do now?!?!
Haiyooo~~ She's SO NOT A POSER LIKE ME~~She didn't make it to the fullest la...haih, her mom called so guess its a Byebye to me...My mom ditched me till 4am though. So i took a lil rest at Friendster. I was so freaking bored i decided to snapshot pictures of drunken humans..Check them out in Paparazzies Snapshot Preview. And finally, Sunway ends up in a silent night under the moonlight.
I shall end my post with this pic "Lion Under the Moon Ray"

THE END
4.58am

~Paparazzies Snapshot Preview~
(My primary mate, Wan Yi, Me, Hare, Yu Thong)

(NOOO!!!!Dont SPRAY MY CAMERA u doinK!~!)

(#1, Islam Drunkster)

(#2, Buddhist Drunkster)

(#3, Cheenah Lian Drunkster)

(#4, Ah Beng Drunkster)

~J.K Of The Day~

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Audition 4 Casting

So i received this unexpected SMS from my friend Wason at Saturday evening when im on my way to Charm's Gym Prac..... !!!!OKAY~!!!! Are you sure...?!So i called him & ask him whats this all about, eventually he recommended me to this Carrot Films Sdn Bhd company for an chinese new year commercial act. Err...im stunt, but felt excited at the same time. This is like my 1st time i ever receive this kind of invitation. So i asked what to wear & what to do. He replied, Just be yourself.

So i was so anxious that i told my mom about this, but she doesn't seem to care much. In fact she never bother to ask or be grateful for this happening. As usual la~5 years of cold threatment since i enter high sch. Oh well so i decided to call the taxi for the audition on Mon.

The taxi was suppose to arrive at 11.20. But instead it arrived around 11.50. And my audition is at 12, FUCK YOU LA STUPID TAXI DRIVER~plus the meter shows that i should only pay rm12.20, but he insisted me to pay rm15. Say what call fee yadayadayada~ahh crap just say you need tips your poor pig. Well so much so for this damn rule they paste it on the car...for fuck use..?
da 4th rule, Mesti jujur dan amanah........RIGHT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ehem*
anyway...i finally arrived at this Carrot Films Sdn Bhd company. And its really hard to find as its not so famous yet...Then i head towards the gues counter & asked for detail. Then as i talked to her she just kept silent * stared at me for 5, 6sec, i thought she's adoring me or something then suddenly she disappoints me by saying, "Boleh cakap Bm aer?BI saya tak bagus la..". Waaa geng lo, a guest retail doesn't know how to speak in english.
The logo of the company is something like that la~~Don't know whether are you familiar with it...So Im having a hard time speaking BM with her as i sux at BM. Oh well, then she sort of explain roughly about how the audition will go blablablabla~~I THINK i understand what she says by nodding my head when she talks to me. So after she ends our conversation by saying "Faham tak?!", she passed me a form to fill it...WAOO~~i love the title...which they call it.. TALENT PROFILE~
After i filled my form, the lady giggled at me because i took out my camera and snapshot this form. " Sry yea~saya suka ambik gambar..so..." I said. The form detail was rather special, they even asked for my chest, waist, shoulder size, arm length & stuff...Waaa how i know wor...so i leave it blank...The next thing i know, she brought he to this auditory room with all the cameras & stuff, then she ask me to hold a card written my name. Something like a banduan like dat la..then she ask me to turn 60 degree left & right, front view, back view, 45degree left & right. Then she asked me to introduce myself and i did. After a while she pass me a short script which i must act out with 4 different kind of expression, Happy, Sad, Surprise & Angry...Well for all kinds of expression i think angry is my best, since i do look angry with my normal look. The sukiest was Happy & Sad. What i did for Happy was i smiled like a cheerleader 7 pose with a piss sign..MY GOD~the lady laughed at me when i did that..Sad was the "errrr...." part..so..i buat la emo emo~~HAih~~~Well somehow i did entertaint the lady...
Ok im done~!!!The audition was quite fun....less stress than i thought. I thought of i've to act out an character with another fellow & do some actions etc. Kissing scene..but NEH~hahaha, so after that i head out the auditory room i saw 2 fella signing up for the audition as well. And check out who are they...
Yeap!! a bachelor & a grandma...haha, so i chatted with them while waiting for the taxi to come. And eventually i found out that in order to get messages for auditions for casting, you've to join an agency, the agency acts like the communicator, when a company needs people to audition, they'll contact this agency & the agency will spread the news to their members. In order to be part of the member you need to sign up for a certain time of free contact in black and white. The grandma was funny and entertaining. She even teached me about some acting skills & her experience in her actings. Eventually she was one of the grandma appear before in the CNY commercial. Cant get to snapshot with her though.....Haih, alright never mind about that..my taxies here...Sayonara...

~J.K Of The Day~

Friday, December 21, 2007

With the Tree

I've to accompany Xuan Jian to the Xmas party. Its a Xmas party organized by one of the cell group in Xuan Jian's church. It's a mini party but the fun is BIG~And guess what caught my eye?Nope it not any Hot chick but its THE TREE.
Its my 1st time that i attended a mini party with christmas tree. And the cute lil presents really are adorable, really hope to own it all!!Well we had a lil dinner, and the mihun is my fav overall. Then we played an ice breaker game to get to know each other. Here's how the game goes, there will be two teams each side with same amount of people. Then 2 fella will hold a blanket up to separate both side. After that, both team has to pick 1 people from its group and they have to sit facing backward of the blanket. Once the blanket is dropped,both of the picked member have to turn around and guess their name. Its more like who's brain has the better memory to remember all the name & the speed to think real fast. Basically, Im the retarded that cant get the person's name right everytime,either my answer is wrong or slow.

SO CONCLUSION, J.K IS A RETARD.

Well this party is just 2 hours, so it ends real fast. In mean time, we did snapshot plenty of photos & guess who is always in the pic? Nope nono, not me..But its THE TREE~!!!

OH NO!!!! I LOST SOMETHING!! GUESS WHAT IT IS?!
(What is missing, can u spot?! Answer in my chatbox & u'll receive a prize if you got it right)

#Paparazzies Snapshot Preview#
(Presents Exchange~!!She GOT A BOX!)

(O.o i got a tupperware! YEA finally something nice to bring to prac)

(Group pic with THE TREE~!)

(Chicks under THE TREE~!)

(Giants Besides THE TREE~!)

(Brokeback In front of THE TREE~!)

(Model & THE TREE~!)

(Kissy behind THE TREE~!)

~J.K Of The Day~

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

My Genting Trip

Jason: Wehh sienz wehh..wana go genting?!
J.K: Waa you damn last min lo,OK JOM~!!

Right...so this is how i got to go to my genting trip, Jason messaged me at 12.15am in the morning,then we start start to go to KL central at 5.15am...Damn Chun lo~ Well as usual the KTM arrived late,even in the midnight.Wat to do...Malaysia's timing maer~Then we arrived at Kl central and we had McD for breakfast...I ordered something new which is the 3 hotcakes with sausage,pretty much normal i would say...
It tasted like dorayaki if y'asked...Well as fast as we consumed all the breakfast we headed straight to the Bus station.The bus ticket + outdoor theme park + skyway cost only rm25.Freakin cheap sial...Then we finally arrived at Skyway.We sat the cable car and guess what we found out?!
YES THE FUKIN DOOR ISN'T TIGHYLY SHUT,MACHIAODIULANKAOLEIPETPETHAI AER!WE PAID RM5 JUZ TO SIT A FREAKIN NOT TIGHYLYSHUTDOOR FUK OFF MAN *sry lim goh tong*Anyway...We arrived at Genting after 5 min,but we couldnt play the theme park yet due to the terrible haze...Damn la.Suddenly a slut yelled my name so freakin loud in the first world.Its so freaking loud and everyone in the first world was wanderin who the hell is Junkang, guess which slut yelled my name?YES its YOU KARYN GOH~!!!
The lady wanted to lay down on my shoulder but in the end she failed,HOT ME~ehem*ehem*.WAT?!outside the theme park is RAININ n HAZIN?!Ohh DIAO LEI MAMA CHAO HAI AER,why rained when J.K is in the house?!?!haih...So I decided to have some sampat time with Karyn in the Snow World.And seriously,the snow is black in color,greyish.Dont ask me why...But what i care is the FUN time inside snow world...
"J.K's here".Cool MAN~!!!Haih,ehh the freakin haze n rain is GONE FOR GUD NOW!!!YESH!LIM GOH TONG MUST HAVE HEARD MY PRAYERS!~!Wuhupooo!!!Theme park here i come!!!!!YES when i was about to start havin fun,i see this...0.0
OHH FUK THE WORLD LA!!GODDAMNIT LIMGOHTONG !!!U BROUGHT THE HAZE N RAIN OUT BUT WHY THE HUMANS & ALIENS!!!haih...to sit on a 30sec ride,i've to wait for at least 1 hour...JESSSUS~oh wait...i spot a fella that i know?!HEy isnt that...!!*and here comes J.K screamin like a bitch....*JO LINGGGG~!!!!EMMANUEEEELLL~~~!!!!!!!!!!!
YES~!the fun is gettin better n better now!1st Karyn next Jo Ling...Damn cool~!!!We had fun on sittin the entire ride at the theme park.Truly,this is a remarkable trip.Haih...When we're about to hit on every ride the second time....THIS STUPIAK THING COMES AGAIN
OH FUK THE MOON LA!!THE HAZE IS BACK !!!*lim goh tong must have hate me for cursing him*.So we had sad time breakin through the tough wind & haze...freakin cold weh~Hmm,well its almost dinner time so we attacked the Food court.
RM18.50 for this dish n drinks...Not bad after all....But if my mom's here she'll definitely say this "Aiya rm18 can eat 4 dishes of Dai Chour in Taipan d,why you pick so expensive de,haih.you think ur dad rob bank d meh?only knows how to spend,duno how hard earnin money is *(&)&!^&#%)(*&!^*!^...."Seriously la,if you can find a dish that is cheap,Then im definitely not dining at GENTING d.My mom has this auntie thinking,EVERYTHIN MUST BE CHEAP...i'll definitely not getting a gf like her man...*pity my dad though**giggle*.So we had our dinner and we chill around in the indoor for quite alot of rounds...Until this hour strikes...
4.01am..SIOT~!!!my leg hurs like mad...so i decided to sleep here,*i nvr rent a room,too exp*.So I slept on a bench in Starbuck.basically i became the sleeping model inside starbuck.Everyone was looking at me,but oh well..i dun care...Zzzzzzz....Until 7.15am, i decided to wake up & leave Genting...Then i waited at the bus station for nearly 2 hours,waiting for the bus station to open.Then this guard came in and say,"Due to the terrible haze,the station has shifted the operation downhill"OH FUK THE SUN LA,i spent 2 hours waiting like a dog and now u tell me i've to sit Skyway back down!?FUK THE WORLD UPSIDE MAN~YOUR SERVICE SUX BIG TIME~
This trip is seriously damn kao tiring...Oh well here are some testimonial that i wana leave.BB GENTING~!!FUK YOU HAZE~!!LUV YA KARYN & JOLING~!!SRY JASON~!!MISS YOU,MY STARBUCK BENCH~!!

P.S* SHIT LA~!!TOTALLY MISSED CHARM'S PRAC,sry cw~!!!thats it,6sets of double whip for me!*Where the hell is centre point wehh~*

THE END
5.26am

#Papparazies Snapshot Preview#
(Jason & Jason)

The way u should eat at Starbuck)

(The cutest thing i've ever seen)

(Snow World's jacket,seriously IT STINKS~!)

(Our hair all messed up after Snow World)

(Jacky the Sparrow pirate clown)

(Got really frustrated on waiting)

(Space shot rox my balls~!!)

(Emma & I playin 17snapshot pose,*The best pic*)

(Emma & I fighting through the tough wind)

(My favourite pic,In the elavator)

(Photobuff with Jo Ling & her BF)

(Wat i eat at 1.45am)

~J.K Of The Day~