Here are some quotes that I found quite interesting....Have a look...
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit
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