Compulsive Hoarding

I was pretty bored on this Saturday so i decided to check out some websites.Eventually i found this particular website that actually relates to my family,very much alike.For 17 years i've been living in Lim family...And finally i just realised that our family members keeps syllogomania.What the hell is syllogomania y'say??Well Hoarding rubbishs are referred as syllogomania.

Definition Of Complusive Hoarding
Compulsive hoarding (or pathological hoarding) is extreme hoarding behaviour in humans. It involves the collection and/or failure to discard large numbers of objects even when their storage causes significant clutter and impairment to basic living activities such as moving around the house, cooking, cleaning, showering or sleeping. Hoarding rubbish may be referred to as syllogomania. A slang term for a compulsive hoarder is pack rat or packrat.

Appearantly,compulsive hoarding is one of a thing that you can find in my house,that just explain why i dun really agree people to party in my house.We did tried to have "gotong royong" last year,but the house turns out to be unchanged.Instead, the stuff just gets more & more.Seriously....

So for those who are out there having the same problem, you gotta warned your parents/yourself about this.I tried to warn my mom,but wat she replied was just no other than " None Of your business, just mind your own thing and dun "kek" me can d".Oh watever....up to you Mama... Well here's the 9 Wonders of Hoarding area you can find in my house...

# The 9 Wonders #

(Hoarding area 1, The Devices)

Hoarding area 2, Staircase)

(Hoarding area 3, Dining Table)

(Hoarding area 4, My Dad's Table)

(Hoarding area 5, Upstair)

Hoarding area 6, Unused cradle)

(Hoarding area 7, Store Room)

(Hoarding area 8, Refrigerator)

(Hoarding area 9, Kitchen)

~J.K Of The Day~

6T's Gathering

5years man~5years, and finally we meet each other again...
Well some really changed alot, but heheh~All the girls are now shorter than me!!(Especially Yen Fern!nyahahaha~)

We decided to have some fun at Time Square's Indoor theme park.rm35 for public hol SIOL~!!!!But somehow, it didn't turn out to be THAT fun...just okay okay only la.But the Roller coaster is a MUST to ride. But in order to get that ride with everyone,we've to spent like 30min just to pull and persuade Yen Fern to sit that freakin ride,YENFERN U CHICKEN~!

So far 8 out of 36 of my primary mate came, how sad~
-Yen Fern
-Wan Yi
-Chi Hao
-Veronica Goh Jia Jia
-Pak Jun Wee
-Guang Shiong
-Hare Jsr
-Yu Thong
In the evening,we decided to hangout at CHow Kitt's Petaling street.Then something had happen.A robbery~!!YES!!and this is how the story goes:
There's this ugly Indian fella shopped for watches, then he visited a bazaar. He stared at a fake silver Rolex watch for quite sometime.Then the merchant starts to get suspicious at him,meanwhile we came about just right beside this thief. In an instant,he flipped the display table & trashed all the items around. We were shocked when he did that suddenly.Immediately, he grabbed the targeted item, The fake silver Rolex watch. We stepped back & watched the scene's happening. Then the cop comes by (Waaa Damn Fast lo~), 3 of them, arrested the thief. So the thief begged for mercy "Sorry la bang,wehh sorry la bukan on purpose tau?!sorry la OK?!" in a rude way. And guess what the cop did?HE BITCHSLAPPED HIM,and asked him to shut up. OMG~!! Anyway,the thief was arrested & everythin went back to normal.Too bad we didn't manage to grab some dropped item just now.














(The Ugly Indian got caught!!YEA MAN~!!)














(Your currently being arrested for being ugly,hahaha.YOUR BUSTED!!)

Around dusk hour, We stop by at Nando's shop. The food there was hell freakin Expensive. And it tasted normal. Not worth it.Well, in the end we've to say goodbye to each other after the gathering dinner & Guess what?im followin the Hot chick back!Jia Jia!!hehehe,she really changed alot, she became much more feminin right now...very sweet, and i manage to SS with her in the bus...HEHEHE~~

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(Random pic of Time Square Lobby)

(Time Square Indoor Theme Park)

(The Retarded Bastard Chicken,Yen Fern)

("NOT SO BRAVE" DUh!!Memang suits u,Chicken~!!)

(The Monorail is freakin packed~)

(Petaling Street,It rain though)

(Hare posing beside Nando's)

(Salad potato wif Nan's 1/4 chicken,somehow the salad looks like chicken's testicle)

(Group Gathering...)

(Err....Okay?!But where's the hole?!)

~J.K Of The Day~

T@GG3D

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~2nd Day Of Charm Prac~

I arrived at USJ11 field to attend Charm's prac,and y'noe wat?it really does feels like 2years back when i 1st join Vulcanz.~Ahhh really does bring back the memories..

Well it didn't went as what they plan.At 7.30pm,the damn raingod juz have to pick this right time and pee all around Charm's prac,as if he wants to curse Charm like dat...WTF,no more sembahyang to you Raingod,You Sux...

Prac location has been shifted to BB gym centre,thank god we have Mr Chong there to lend us the gym as trainin location.And the prac is about to start right.....NOW!!!

Hmmm...now we're currently stated as the Junior Junior,cute right?hehehe,then the 2nd comes Junior and lastly,Senior.Well thats how the protocol goes...Dun care much anyway....And Chee Wei is teachin us cheer dance!Wuhuoo!!!(i thought it will be something cool)but it turns out,its juz an ordinary move from Vulcanz...Sigh*I wanna learn new things~~

Well eventually the dance trainin lasted for 30min,and i wasn't even feelin proud to actually got the steps that I've learnt before...(But i get to giggle at those who cant catch up,evil me~).But through my observation,there's this guy name Yu Sern,he's quite good...he catch up the move very fast,and i can actually see he locks...(which most of them did not do).And he's only 14 year old!!!My God,talented!!bright future in Charm...

Hey Nana's here!!!Thank God!!!i finally got a partner!!but in the end we got seperated during Stunting prac.Guess what we did!?Thigh Stand!!!AMAZING RIGHT?!(Damn Sacarstic weh~)

Well after the practices,suddenly saje Chee Wei asked me to lead the cool down...But oh well,i just follow the order.And hey!i finally made some friends there!!!
New Charm Friend
-Yu Sern(natural born cheerleader)
-Zhi Wen(14 yr old girl)
-Atika(SO CUTE!!She's only 11!!!)
-Yu Hong(Calyx All Boy Fella)
-Chi Yen(Calyx All Boy Fella)

Sorry I'm bad at memorizing new friends,there's the Assunta girls & seksyen 8,9 fella too..but i didn't get to know them,maybe next time...hehehehe~~~

And spending a time out with Charm is really interesting,they even teach me how to get posessed by Britney Spear when i go for NS.Memang WTF sial~The gimme gimme more pose* and so on,that really tickled my laughin nerves...Haih,time goes by..and guess its time for me to go home...

3.12a.m...THE END

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(The junior junior & 1 of the Calyx all boy,so semangat to wear the attire)

(Senior Charm are having discussion for the future performance)

(J.K posession of Britney Spear,Pose 1*Just Imagine I'm posing this with my bald head*)

(J.K's possesion for Britney Spear,Pose 2*Just imagine I'm posing this with my bald head*)

~J.K Of The Day~

Worst comes to Worst

Okay so swollen legs doesn't heal as fast as i thought,but why does it need to be worst!?Goddamnit!!

Monday,I was suppose to go for a trip to Pulau Langkawi for 4 days 3 night,but damn my legs!!they have to go without me now...Sob* Sob*

Everyone is spending their happy hol's after SPM freely while i've to force myself to lay down on a bed for nearly 37hours!!!im gonna rot soon,thank god i still have a com to accompany or else,i definitely will hang myself up.Then I've chat wif some friends that are very concern,just so lucky to have them.Kheen Ho told me he had fever & he vomitted,then somehow i wish i can trade our sickness,i'd rather have fever & vomit than being handicapped...stupid thoughts,thats for sure...at night,Fuhun came to my house and visited me.Then we decided to prank Chee Wei about my leg,make it sounds like THE WORST CASE SCENARIO.And,he actually felt for it!Soon Chee Wei realised its just a prank,he wanted to slap both of us so much,Piak*Piak* Ouch.Haha,but through our conversation he really did showed his care very much if i really were to be in a worst condition.Then,Chee Wei wasn't satisfied after B***slapping us so he punished us with 35sets of double toe touch for J.K and 60sets for Fu Hun...0.0,OMG~!!LOL

Tuesday morning,my HP rang and it was from How Ming.She asked about my condition so i replied that i was fine,she was relief.She even promised me to buy some choc from Langkawi for me.After the phone talk,i head downstair to play the com.Today i definitely feel better,so i wanted to blog about my handicap days.And here are some pic....

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(Just My Luck)

(Where i spend my day)

(Suppose to go Langkawi....Sob*)

(Bilik Sakit J.K)

(Fu Hun wanted this so badly,I Just dont know why....)

(The Stairway of Hell,need 53sec to reach to the top)

~J.K Of The Day~

Charm's Gym Memang "Charm Lo"

YIPPIE DOOPIE DOO~!!
It's my 1st time in Charm's Gym & its really fun!
Lets see for my 1st day i knew the following Charm member:
-Darius Lim Chee Wei
-Jeremy Ong(N.O,Nicole Ong?!?)
-Steven Wan Chi Yuen
-Loh Kheen Ho
-Stephanie Thomas
-Tan Yee Ming
-Yee Ming's bro(sry i forgotten ur name)
-Shermund Low
-Lim Cheng Choo
-Florence Lim
-Eric Voong Fu Hun
-Sandra Chan
-Eric Chee MiaoMiao(Pussy?!)
.......I think thats all can remember so far for my 1st day in Charm's Prac.Well coping with the new ppl isn't as bad as i think,but my day wasn't as good as i thought either.

4.57p.m
Chee Wei:Wau,you've improve alot,you know in my mind i always thought your the 2years way back punya J.K..

J.K:Hehehe(Happy!!)Well its been 2 years now...

Chee Wei:Hmmm~~(with a smile)

Then its JunKang's turn right now,and he approaches for the somersault,Round Off.He strikes a hurdle,and kick his leg off,and finally he lands on the floor and heard a sound "CRACK!!".He suddenly lay down and did a backroll for no reason.Everyone was staring at him like a Bafoon.And he just lay down there the next second,blank out for a sec.The nerve starts to react and approach to a miserable pain,Chee Wei & Shermund rushed to his side wandering what had happend?Finally,they decided to carry him to the side so he wont be a dead log disturbing the path where they tumble.J.K felt very miserable and painful for that moment,he'd waste his time sitting like a handicapped doing nothing but to stare.A few Charm member came to him and asked about his current condition,such angels.Then Shermund starts to chat with me,at first J.K thought Shermund was the"Yoo~","Wau~","Ohh~" cool guy.But he'd change his mind and stated Shermund the Happy Go Lucky Guy.It seems that Charm is an interesting society,and J.K wants to know more about the ongoings of every charm member.He too,wants to be part of their smiling herbs.

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(Before)
















(After)

(Swollen Leg,BOTH!!!)

(Rumalaya cream)

(Ugly wrapping~)

~J.K OF The Day~

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